SEX Mug
Jake came home after a long day if work wanting nothing mire than to relax. Thats when he found a surprise laying on his bed. His girlfriend Kate was wearing nothing but a candy thong. Jake knew exactly what she wanted. He started to eat the candy of her thong and then snapped the string. Then They got into 69 position. She sucked his dick amazingly. It was the best blowjob he ever had. When he started eating her out she made the most amazing sounds Jake had ever heard. When Jake came into her mouth she stoped sucking knowing she would want more of his sweet tasty orgasm later. But to keep him hard she kept the cock in his mouth while Jake continued to eat her out. When she orgasmed a minute later they both knew Jake was replenished. He now was on-top of her. At full speed and amazing strength he rammed all 10 inches of his cock into her wet tight pussy. She couldn't even scream it felt so good. He did it a second time and she came again. The wet feel of her orgasm and the tight pussy combined felt amazing on Jakes cock. He did that a few more times making her orgasm each time. When he worked up a sweat she got on top. Her pussy covered every bit of his penis. He came within a few strokes. They did this in a pattern over and over again till they got tired. They got into the shower to give Jake one last sucking and to clean off. When they got back Jake rammed Kate in the butt a few times and finally fell asleep sucking her tits.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.