Sex Mug
I was at this church and this guy kept looking at me and looking at my pussy and so i looked at his dick we left church together and we went to his house there was no one there because the were still at church and he had a shed he slept in and ke leaned over and kissed me and i looked at him and i couldn't control it i kissed him back he looked at me and then be ran to me and put is hands up my shirt undoing my bra i helped him take off my shirt he started sucking my boobs i rushed to undo his pants and i took off his shirt so now we were in nothing but boxers and underwear i took off his boxers with my teeth and he took off my pantys i looked at his big juicy hot long penis and he couldn't resist not finding my g spot he put his dick in my mouth and then before i knew i was sucking his 10 inch dick it was touching the back of my throat and he started to cum and i made sure to swallow all of it he took his dick out of my mouth and he put is hard long boner into mt wet freshly waxed vagina it was so good he fucked me all that night we had sex at his house all night we staide up a night we needed this so badly i told my dad i was staying a week with my cousin we fucked that whole week and we kept fucking until i had to leave we would sleep but it was only a 20 minutes sleep he had his big nice and long dripping dick in my vagina when we slept we didn't take his dick out until it was one full week
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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