Sex Mug
I was at this church and this guy kept looking at me and looking at my pussy and so i looked at his dick we left church together and we went to his house there was no one there because the were still at church and he had a shed he slept in and ke leaned over and kissed me and i looked at him and i couldn't control it i kissed him back he looked at me and then be ran to me and put is hands up my shirt undoing my bra i helped him take off my shirt he started sucking my boobs i rushed to undo his pants and i took off his shirt so now we were in nothing but boxers and underwear i took off his boxers with my teeth and he took off my pantys i looked at his big juicy hot long penis and he couldn't resist not finding my g spot he put his dick in my mouth and then before i knew i was sucking his 10 inch dick it was touching the back of my throat and he started to cum and i made sure to swallow all of it he took his dick out of my mouth and he put is hard long boner into mt wet freshly waxed vagina it was so good he fucked me all that night we had sex at his house all night we staide up a night we needed this so badly i told my dad i was staying a week with my cousin we fucked that whole week and we kept fucking until i had to leave we would sleep but it was only a 20 minutes sleep he had his big nice and long dripping dick in my vagina when we slept we didn't take his dick out until it was one full week
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad