Sex Tee
I was at this church and this guy kept looking at me and looking at my pussy and so i looked at his dick we left church together and we went to his house there was no one there because the were still at church and he had a shed he slept in and ke leaned over and kissed me and i looked at him and i couldn't control it i kissed him back he looked at me and then be ran to me and put is hands up my shirt undoing my bra i helped him take off my shirt he started sucking my boobs i rushed to undo his pants and i took off his shirt so now we were in nothing but boxers and underwear i took off his boxers with my teeth and he took off my pantys i looked at his big juicy hot long penis and he couldn't resist not finding my g spot he put his dick in my mouth and then before i knew i was sucking his 10 inch dick it was touching the back of my throat and he started to cum and i made sure to swallow all of it he took his dick out of my mouth and he put is hard long boner into mt wet freshly waxed vagina it was so good he fucked me all that night we had sex at his house all night we staide up a night we needed this so badly i told my dad i was staying a week with my cousin we fucked that whole week and we kept fucking until i had to leave we would sleep but it was only a 20 minutes sleep he had his big nice and long dripping dick in my vagina when we slept we didn't take his dick out until it was one full week
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it