Tristan Mug
Tristan is an amzing guy. He's funny and caring and can always make you smile even when you're down. He gives the best hugs and you always feel energetic when with him. His laugh and his smile are contagious and often times one finds themself lost in his brown eyes. His freckles are constellations and he consists of stardust. If you find a Tristan, chances are that he's probably a weirdo and a big goof, but he's the most amazing person. He cares about the person he loves more than anything, but sometimes he also needs space to be with his large clan of friends. Hurt a Tristan, and his army will attack. His girlfriend tends to be VERY protective of him because he's such a rare and special person. If you are Tristan's girlfriend, don't let him go. Tristan makes the world turn. Tristan practically lives on music. It's in his veins and his heart. He plays guitar and easily gets bored of any new sports. He's very active and adventurous, so be expecting a curveball 24/7. He can't sit still, so movies aren't really his thing, but i'm sure if one cuddled with him then he MIGHT cave in. That was a MIGHT. Tristan is an overall amazing person and a caring boyfriend. He's funny and very loyal. He makes an amzing friend, but if he is your boyfriend, don't let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.