Teenager
someone who is age 13-19, or an adolescent. most teens go through depression even though they have relatively good lives (even me). a lot of emo and punk bands are made by depressed teens. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to: 1) you HAVE to have to have a girlfrind/boyfreind, otherwise you r gay (i dont know why teens keep calling eachother gay, even if they r straight) (most boyfreind/girlfreind only last for a small period of time, bcuz the relationship is usually based on insecurity, getting to places that a freind cant, showing off. most of these relationships are not even based on whats inside, its only if your looks make you worthy of someone who will eventually dump you for someone better looking) 2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex at a young age (funny how such morally wrong things will make you look like a god in front of teens) 3) you can't wear "whity tighties" otherwise you will be dissed by boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you (i wear boxer-breifs so i have room and my **** duznt swing around) 4) you must hate your parents i am conservative and have went to school with these morons. i feel bad for ever trying to be like them. their rules force you to do things and u cant do anything about it. ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, DONT TRY TO BE LIKE THE "POPULAR' KIDS IN SCHOOL. while they bitch about how cool they are, while they are insecure inside, you, the "unpopular" one will actually be getting somewhere in life. they are usually the ones that will be flipping burgers while you become succesful.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
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