Tori Mug
A funny, happy, fast, strong, kind, smart, sweet, hot, sexy and caring girl who loves with all her heart. She's also a badass fucking psycho bitch when you mess with someone she cares about. She is so funny she can make you smile or laugh in a second. she is happy all the time, she could walk through hell with a smile! She will be one of the fastest girls you will ever meet. She is so strong her body is like a rock, so don't mess with her because she will kick you in the ass or shin either way it hurts! She is so kind she will go up and out of her way to make you happy ( you would sure be lucky to be her boyfriend! ). she will always stand up for you right or wrong. She is so smart and she is always willing to work with you if you're struggling. she is so sweet if you have a conflict big or small she will always be able to fix it. She is so hot from head to toe, one of the prettiest girls ever but she doesn't know it. She is so sexy to bad she love one man and one man only. she is so caring she will love you with all her heart. she is very athletic, she loves to run, play volleyball, and play soccer. You are so lucky to even know tori unless you are on her bad side in that case RUN!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling