Sex
The most popular thing on earth. Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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