Sex Mug
The most popular thing on earth. Brittany sat next to jake while they were in a room alone. What Brittany didn’t know was that jake had a massive crush on her. They talked casually but suddenly they locked eyes... jake leaned in and they started kissing while he moved his hands down to her waist. Then he started slipping his fingers in her pants. They kept kissing and her went into her panties and started fingering her sexy pussy. He went in and out with his finger. They stopped kissing and she moaned. He went in and out faster and faster then she cummed all over his hands next she slid his hands down his pants and starting rubbing him. She rubbed until he cummed to. She got up and started undressing herself then she got on him all naked and started taking his clothes off. Once they were both undressed she made him lay down on the floor then she got on him and rode him till she orgasmed. They switched and kept this up for a man hour. Then on before their last on they did 69 and she got on the floor and he went in and out slowly and little by little she got so horny and she wanted more and he suddenly thrust his dick in all at once and they both immediately orgasmed she screamed oh duck harder!! Then they got dressed and walked home both happy and panting. They are now married and pride themselves on the fact that they always do this and they say they have the best sex ever.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple