Sex Story
I opened the door to my bedroom to find my girlfriend in my bed. She had a naughty smirk on her face. All she was wearing was a tight leather mini skirt and a sexy, lacy bra. I walked over to the bed and started giggling. When my phone rung. I answered it and it was allie, a freaky type of girl. She was on speaker and my girl was giving me a look. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She knew what I meant. She got there in no less then 5 minutes. She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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