Sex Story Mug
I opened the door to my bedroom to find my girlfriend in my bed. She had a naughty smirk on her face. All she was wearing was a tight leather mini skirt and a sexy, lacy bra. I walked over to the bed and started giggling. When my phone rung. I answered it and it was allie, a freaky type of girl. She was on speaker and my girl was giving me a look. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She knew what I meant. She got there in no less then 5 minutes. She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.