Mall Erection
When a man gets an erection at the mall due to seeing a very attractive female or a very sexually oriented display. This can be very inconvenient and or embarrassing for the man. Jake should've known better than to go to the mall right after his workout without taking the time to mentally prepare himself, but he went anyways. He walked through the entrance at JC Penny and immediately saw a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue on a magazine rack. As his eyes focused on it, he felt his large penis jump in his pants, beginning to grow into a mall erection. Jake walked quickly into the store, trying to focus his mind on something else, but he found himself walking in front of the lingerie department. Jake looked across the colorful displays of bras and panties, stopping for a moment to look at the large picture of a beautiful model hung from the ceiling tiles. His mall erection grew much longer and harder and he couldn't help but moan. "Hi Jake," came the sound of a female voice. Turning to look, Jake saw Brittany, a very beautiful brunette from his college. She wore a tight blouse, with a generous amount of cleavage from her huge boobs showing. His mall erection strained against his jeans, begging to be released, and it was clear from how red Brittany's cheeks were getting that she noticed. "I'm sorry Brittany I can't talk," Jake said in a strained voice as he began to run further into the mall. "Jake wait," Brittany called to him as she followed him.
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