Brett Mug
Brett is just an ordinary guy. He is kind, and has a good sense of humor. He respects mankind and gives people respect that DESERVE it. He will never hustle anyone and finds it hilarious when people try to hustle him. He is very straightforward. If he has a problem with you, you will know it. He has no problem with people being gay or a different race or anything different from what he is cuz he knows everyone is different and thats what makes the world go round. He is sometimes annoyed by how some people are raised tho. He will never "plant seeds" or any psychological crap in someones head for he thinks tricks like this are for kids. He speaks very plainly which sometimes can be bad for he is very straightforward, but you will always know where you stand with him. He is an old school romantic. He dose not like drama or people that are fake. He also despises people that lie a lot. He used to have a very bad temper and would black out sometimes but he has gotten that undercontrol and is feeling very centered these days. He grew up abusing drugs and alcohol but has given up drugs ( and dose not miss them at all) and the people who he used to use with, and drinks every once in a while but could really care if drinking was made illegal or dried up cuz the only time he drinks is because of boredom and to get outta the house for a night every couple months. a Brett is a good friend to have cuz he will always have your back (if you're a true friend)
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant