North Penn High School Mug
A hellhole that exists for the sole purpose of crushing the American dream for those who aren't in the top 300. Valedictorians and tryhards go to Harvard while the rest are struggling. Parents herald the school as a safe place, while little do they know the opposite is true. Literally a good 75% have smoked a substance/are in the process of doing so as you read this paragraph, and most have already hooked up with at least one person. A Shaq palm-sized handful of the girls are pseudo-prostitutes waiting for the weekend while popular dudes get first dibs. The population of A good 1.5% are truly innocent and will prob be seen in some sort of gaming club. The staff is horrid with a max of 5 or 6 good teachers that make life a little easier. The security is leniant and cannot see kids smoking juuls or doing other things that are not legal. The sports teams are full of the aforementioned popular dudes and girls who try to use their status as something to brag about. The music department is large, but lacking a fitting leader as it is full of corruption, bribery, and cultist groups that house more pseudo-prostitutes (I'm looking at like 85% of the marching band here). The smart gang currently inhabit the business and political clubs and take all AP classes stating that it's not a big deal. The average student has mostly As and Bs and doesn't care about anything more or less. Fights break out every once and a while, but nobody does anything but watch or look the other way.
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
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