North Penn High School Tee
A hellhole that exists for the sole purpose of crushing the American dream for those who aren't in the top 300. Valedictorians and tryhards go to Harvard while the rest are struggling. Parents herald the school as a safe place, while little do they know the opposite is true. Literally a good 75% have smoked a substance/are in the process of doing so as you read this paragraph, and most have already hooked up with at least one person. A Shaq palm-sized handful of the girls are pseudo-prostitutes waiting for the weekend while popular dudes get first dibs. The population of A good 1.5% are truly innocent and will prob be seen in some sort of gaming club. The staff is horrid with a max of 5 or 6 good teachers that make life a little easier. The security is leniant and cannot see kids smoking juuls or doing other things that are not legal. The sports teams are full of the aforementioned popular dudes and girls who try to use their status as something to brag about. The music department is large, but lacking a fitting leader as it is full of corruption, bribery, and cultist groups that house more pseudo-prostitutes (I'm looking at like 85% of the marching band here). The smart gang currently inhabit the business and political clubs and take all AP classes stating that it's not a big deal. The average student has mostly As and Bs and doesn't care about anything more or less. Fights break out every once and a while, but nobody does anything but watch or look the other way.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡