Colin Mug
Colin is the sweetest guy. he can fix anything for you. Especially a Broken heart. He cares about his friends and is really good with his hands. He loves trucks and you will most likely find him working with heavy machinery. he is strong, but he has a heart of gold. It is so easy to fall for Colin because as soon as you meet him, you will feel like he has been with you for your whole life. If you get a Colin in your life you need to keep him. Not like he would want to leave. He cares about all of his friends and he will always be there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes but he can have blue eyes as well. Colin gives really good hugs too. When you hug him (If you are lucky enough) you will never want to let go. He makes you feel safe. but he can be a trouble maker. He loves to have fun with his friends but has his priorities i check. he knows whats important. But sometimes he forgets what the most important thing is. for some it may be school for example. He may have to repeat a grade because he forgot what was important. Colin is also good with making a girl fall for him even though he doesn't know it. He calls you (if you are younger than him) Pipsqueak or lil cutie. He doesn't know that this happens. Also If you are standing next to him and he doesn't get a hug from you if you usually hug him he will say something like "Get over here you lil pipsqueak and gimme a hug" Ad he will hug you like you hadn't seen him in months.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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