Jessica Mug
Jessica has a great sense of fashion, but she is also a great lair. Jessica is the type of person who finds a way to get to know you then tear you from the inside out. She is a brat, and once you think you have made friends with her she will make you feel as if you are less then her. Her glare cuts into the depths of your soul, as her glare is just as if knives are being stabbed into your soul itself. Jessica will make sure you will unwanted and unless to make herself feel great. Her one weakness is that she feels unless and weak to and this is the reason she does this to you. She will it is not the case but she knows its the truth. She will cling onto her dad and say she is the best when all she does is act through her tears of her own self-hate. On the rare chance, you are able to actually make friends with her though, she will be very loyal towards you. She will make you feel as if there is no one else like you, and make you see that. She would kill for you and bully for you, which she probably has done when you weren't looking. She gives a bad name towards you but she is just trying how much you mean towards her. If you backstab her though, get ready for a world of pain. She may be secretly hated, but everyone knows that if you were able to hurt her then you are a pile of shit. She will make your world a living hell, even making your family break.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
good service, delivery time was quick

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
