Abbey Mug
Abbey: She is the utter most perfect girl in the world. Girls strive to be her. Guys strive to get her. Her boyfriend worries about all the attention guys give her but she only has eyes for him, although she doesn't like to admit that. She is honest, bloody hell she is too honest, almost insulting but at least you will always know its the truth when it comes to her. Abbey is extremely flirty and if you give her the right attention she will trust and love you. She falls way too hard for guys and she is very loyal but note that this is only to a certain extent. If you fuck her over she will with no doubt do it back and make sure you know about it. She doesn't take shit from anyone and if you hurt her, you'll know about it. Her smile will brighten the darkest of days and her green eyes will make you unsteady. She has a gorgeous body and when she walks past you or if your close enough, she smells like heaven.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!