Melaney Mug
Melaney, an unforgettable,gorgeous, loving, sarcastic human being. Everyone loves her because she knows how to lighten up the room with her laugh, sarcasm and personality. She walks in and shoots rainbows out of her was. Melaney has pretty blue hair, perfect brown eyes, and a beautiful body. She might be one of the most popular girls. Has a great amount of friends but only some know her truly. But nobody wants to get on her bad side or else all hell is let out. She'll always love her friends and family but never loose get trust. She's a goddess with the gift of beauty, love, power, humor and booty. Melaney attracts every guy she meets. The men fawn over her and fall deeply in love with her laughter, goofiness, jokes, eyes, feet and body. Melaneys are naturally born with a big booty, big lips and hips. People know she's a keeper. She'll always be done for you if your 120% down for her. She loves with all her heart. Even though she grew up with disasters, tragedy, death and sadness she will always have a beautiful smile on. Keep her by your side at all times because she's loyal, loving, and really short. She may not know hip hop but she can dance to Prince Royce. Melaney will fall for your personality and humor but her all time favorite is black people. She has loved them. Melaney has always loved Morris Chestnut because of his great body, puppy dog eyes, lips, height and smile. So if you sound anything like that your her Mrs. Right.
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!