Melaney Mug
Melaney, an unforgettable,gorgeous, loving, sarcastic human being. Everyone loves her because she knows how to lighten up the room with her laugh, sarcasm and personality. She walks in and shoots rainbows out of her was. Melaney has pretty blue hair, perfect brown eyes, and a beautiful body. She might be one of the most popular girls. Has a great amount of friends but only some know her truly. But nobody wants to get on her bad side or else all hell is let out. She'll always love her friends and family but never loose get trust. She's a goddess with the gift of beauty, love, power, humor and booty. Melaney attracts every guy she meets. The men fawn over her and fall deeply in love with her laughter, goofiness, jokes, eyes, feet and body. Melaneys are naturally born with a big booty, big lips and hips. People know she's a keeper. She'll always be done for you if your 120% down for her. She loves with all her heart. Even though she grew up with disasters, tragedy, death and sadness she will always have a beautiful smile on. Keep her by your side at all times because she's loyal, loving, and really short. She may not know hip hop but she can dance to Prince Royce. Melaney will fall for your personality and humor but her all time favorite is black people. She has loved them. Melaney has always loved Morris Chestnut because of his great body, puppy dog eyes, lips, height and smile. So if you sound anything like that your her Mrs. Right.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right