Ezo
She's the prettiest girl on earth, even though she has teeth like ahorse. She laughs a lot but disturbingly. She laughs abouteverything. But it's still satisfying to hear herlaugh. If you ever need someone who talks about your lame jokes, she is the one for you. She's funny, nice, sexy, purposeful and crazy. She's never satisfied with herself even though she isperfect. She has a big fatass, but never wants to admit it. She gets grumpy when she gets bad grades (which rarely happens). She loves nachos, adores to read and lovesmemes. She loves K-pop but is not her only taste in music. She adores and knows all anime and manga. She has roots from Turkey. She does not judge you and is always nice to everyone. She will tell you her opinion straight in the face. You can tell her allyour worriesshe will understand you in every situation. Secrets are safe with her. She can not comfort you well, but she can make you laugh even more when you're happy. If you need help with your homework, she has the solutions ready. Never lose her, because if you lost her once, you'll never get her back. It will never be the same again. It will be hell on earth for you. You need her in your life. This girl is worth to love. Once you get to know her you want to be her best friend. She is pretty good at everything. Everybody likes her. You have no choice she is perfect. It's worth spending your life with her. She loves dogs especiallyPomaranians. Never try to cheat on Ezo. She is anEzo.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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