Ezo Tee
She's the prettiest girl on earth, even though she has teeth like ahorse. She laughs a lot but disturbingly. She laughs abouteverything. But it's still satisfying to hear herlaugh. If you ever need someone who talks about your lame jokes, she is the one for you. She's funny, nice, sexy, purposeful and crazy. She's never satisfied with herself even though she isperfect. She has a big fatass, but never wants to admit it. She gets grumpy when she gets bad grades (which rarely happens). She loves nachos, adores to read and lovesmemes. She loves K-pop but is not her only taste in music. She adores and knows all anime and manga. She has roots from Turkey. She does not judge you and is always nice to everyone. She will tell you her opinion straight in the face. You can tell her allyour worriesshe will understand you in every situation. Secrets are safe with her. She can not comfort you well, but she can make you laugh even more when you're happy. If you need help with your homework, she has the solutions ready. Never lose her, because if you lost her once, you'll never get her back. It will never be the same again. It will be hell on earth for you. You need her in your life. This girl is worth to love. Once you get to know her you want to be her best friend. She is pretty good at everything. Everybody likes her. You have no choice she is perfect. It's worth spending your life with her. She loves dogs especiallyPomaranians. Never try to cheat on Ezo. She is anEzo.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.