elon Mug
elon is full of rich rich kids who think their mommys and daddys can get them out of any mess. and they can. everyone is preppy preppy...lacoste, polo, jcrew, vineyard vines- the only way to go. sevens jeans, citizen of humanity, paper denim- the perfect jeans for the girls. any thing from Mynt is appropriate. they also spend the appropriate amount of time at A+tans. every girls tote bag is monogrammed and an herve or vera bradley. the girls sport their greek letters 7 days a week. 110% pin is common on bags, jackets, and shirts. students spend their evenings getting drunk-- pregaming in danieley suites or dorm rooms or the occassional fraternity house then heading to the bar. (west end mug nights on wed. and 50cent draft on mondays) weekends are full of parties in sheridan, off campus houses, fraternity houses, etc. many students party 6 nights a week. the other side of the party student is pulling all nighters in club belk, staying there until the sunrises to get all the work done that they procrastinated. and if you go to elon you know that there are NO straight paths. the campus is beautiful, best ever, but you can't get anywhere in a straight line. if you're lucky enough to visit elon on a pretty sunny warm day, you'll see tons of girls laying out in bathing suites by lake mary nell, or students throwing a frisbee out on the main lawn (the boobs) or people having a slip n slide in danieley. elon students definitely know how to party. if you're smart and choose to go to elon, you should definitely join a sorority or fraternity, but only one of the top ones. and believe me, you'll know which ones those are. a tip: get to know the police officers. if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there
How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy
Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.