Ajda
If I am true to myself I must praise your form. Your curves have put a song in my heart that I sing along to everyday. There is no vulgarity in me when I say you are perfect in form and proportion. I look forward to spending the rest of my life making you feel beautiful and appreciating these God-given endowments. I swear each time I look into your eyes I get lost. I believe that you were meant to look only at me and I only at you. That’s why God gave you the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen; to captivate me and to look into my soul. I want to wake up every day looking into your eyes. When I first saw you I couldn’t believe how beautiful you looked. To this day I am still astounded by how stylish you are. You take the time to dress your lovely form and the result takes my breath away. It reminds me of the first time I met you. You truly know how to look good. I never knew a pair of jeans could be so beautiful until I met you. You do those jeans justice. I am reminded of the reason why I fell in love with you. You stood out in the room and you still stand out now. You could be wearing a sack and still look good. I love it when you hold your hair like that. You remind me of Vivien Leigh in Gone with the Wind. I love how beautiful it makes you look. I am falling in love with you all over again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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