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he picks you up and roughly slams his mouth against yours. he was very violent at first but the kiss melted together and you became instantly mush. you feel his hand going up your shirt and stop him "is anyone home" he asks concerned... "noo.. not for another 3 hours" you say sexily. sudenly you notice your bra falling to the floor and start grinding against his crotch. he is sitting on your bed while you began to give him a lapdance, you can feel his boner getting more intense by the second. he notices the nike pros riding up your ass. he peels them off reconizing your we hairles pussy. he starts go finger you gently. he then turns you around and starts licking you untill you orgasm. you feel very grateful and give hima blowjob. he is very estatic and cums all over your boobs and you lick it all up. you then hear a knock at your door "shit i forgot lily was coming over for the social studies project."you say embarressed. brett stands up, completly naked and opens your door. lily just looks at his 10'' cock. she starts getting horny herself and notices you blushing. shwe wals right on in and starts licking your pink dripping vag. she screams as brett inserts his huge dick in you. you can barly contain yourseof. you get up and say ''lay down lily. me and brett will do whatever you want. '' you end up making out with her and brett fucks her small asshole. you say youve had enough and they both leave, then you go over to your neighbor Samuels house and fuck him for one hour.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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