sex Tee
he picks you up and roughly slams his mouth against yours. he was very violent at first but the kiss melted together and you became instantly mush. you feel his hand going up your shirt and stop him "is anyone home" he asks concerned... "noo.. not for another 3 hours" you say sexily. sudenly you notice your bra falling to the floor and start grinding against his crotch. he is sitting on your bed while you began to give him a lapdance, you can feel his boner getting more intense by the second. he notices the nike pros riding up your ass. he peels them off reconizing your we hairles pussy. he starts go finger you gently. he then turns you around and starts licking you untill you orgasm. you feel very grateful and give hima blowjob. he is very estatic and cums all over your boobs and you lick it all up. you then hear a knock at your door "shit i forgot lily was coming over for the social studies project."you say embarressed. brett stands up, completly naked and opens your door. lily just looks at his 10'' cock. she starts getting horny herself and notices you blushing. shwe wals right on in and starts licking your pink dripping vag. she screams as brett inserts his huge dick in you. you can barly contain yourseof. you get up and say ''lay down lily. me and brett will do whatever you want. '' you end up making out with her and brett fucks her small asshole. you say youve had enough and they both leave, then you go over to your neighbor Samuels house and fuck him for one hour.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means