Sex Mug
One night, Chad comes home and feeling depressed and starts masterbaiting. Until he hears a knock his front door. And there he sees her, Ashley, only wearing a red and black lace bra and thong. They emidiatley start frenching, exploring every inch of each other’s mouths Chad was a good kisser no dought.Then Chad starts going down, down, down, until he passes her clit. Ashley goes cold in pleasure as Chad starts to eat her out. Then as he leads her to his room, Ashley returns the favour licking his rock hard 9 inch cock. Sucking on each ball carefully, then starts deep throating his cock. OHHHHHHHHH Yeah baby don’t stop. Then Ashley pulls off his shirt pants and boxers. Chad pulls her thong and bra off revealing her huge tits. Chad ruffles around in his bedside drawer and reveals a pair of cuffs. He pins Ashley to the bed and at that moment when Chad was about to enter her, they exchange a look that this would be the most fun ever. Chad rams his cock into her wet pussy Ashley screems with pleasure. Ohhhhhh BABY YEAH HARDER. She starts to cum all over Chad’s face! Chad feels he is gonna cum so he pulls out and sprays all over Ashley. They continue to fuck all night and go to sleep with his dick in her pussy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/