Marblehead Mug
A town north of Boston, Massachusetts. Pretentious rich yuppies and their pretentious rich children. If you look hard enough there are some down-to-earthers. Extremely liberal. Lots of druggies. Opioids and heroin common. Public schools are good but overcrowded; the middle school doesn't have air conditioning. Summer = rich, tan, blond people walking their Golden Retriever Tucker, hanging out on a Grady White, or taking stereotypical white girl pics at Devereaux Beach (it's trash, go to Wingaersheek). Winter = rich, Canada Goose-clad people walking their Golden Retriever Tucker, skiing at Sunday River/Sugarbush, or buying bread and milk for the next nor'easter. There are parents jogging around 25/8 as if they don't have jobs. Teens are judgy and privileged. Anyone who does not own Lululemon, Vineyard Vines or Canada Goose is frowned upon. Typical Marblehead family includes father named Mike: lawyer, 6'0". Mother named Sarah: real estate agent, 5'7", dyed blonde hair. Daughter named Grace: 16, dirty-blond hair, wears Lululemon yoga pants 25/8. Son named Jackson: 12, pairs Nike sneakers with khakis, plays Fortnite. Dog named Tucker: Golden Retriever/Doodle, gets a bath every 4 days because Sarah is a neat freak. Drivers are horrendous and are constantly texting or calling. Common cars: Gray Honda Pilot, black Acura MDX, white/gray/black/navy Mercedes GLC, white/black/navy/red Suburban. Sports include football, basketball, lacrosse, field hockey, skiing, sailing, and golf.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right