Sex
After we had been going out for 4 months, johnny would ask me for sex. one night, after we had been to the cinema, we were kissing in his car. he took off my jeans and panties and slowly rubbed my pussy while whispering in my ear and kissing me. he held my breasts as he pushed his penis in my wet vagina. he squeezed my hand tight before i started to moan. after 20 minutes of him pleasuring me, i wanted to return the favour. i started stroking his penis and slowly took his shorts off. he told me how good it felt and begged for more. i rubbed his hard cock until he cummed. as he drove me home i sucked his penis and liked up his cum while he moaned the next morning, johnny came over to my house as my parents were out. he asked me if i wanted sex. i stripped and told him to do the same. whilst he was unbuttoning his shirt i was getting so horny my pussy was already wet. once naked, i threw johnny on to my bed and began kissing his cock. i sucked hard until he told me to stop. . johnny asked me to face the other direction so that we were in the 69 position. i was horny with excitment. as i licked his erect penis, johnny fucked my cunt. i was moaning and johnny was grunting as i sucked the head of his cock with my tounge. johnny did the same to my clit, it felt so amazing i juice boxed all over his face while screaming with pleasure. johnny cummed all over my breasts . he licked all his cum off me and pushed me against the wall as we kissed for hours.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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