Sex Tee
After we had been going out for 4 months, johnny would ask me for sex. one night, after we had been to the cinema, we were kissing in his car. he took off my jeans and panties and slowly rubbed my pussy while whispering in my ear and kissing me. he held my breasts as he pushed his penis in my wet vagina. he squeezed my hand tight before i started to moan. after 20 minutes of him pleasuring me, i wanted to return the favour. i started stroking his penis and slowly took his shorts off. he told me how good it felt and begged for more. i rubbed his hard cock until he cummed. as he drove me home i sucked his penis and liked up his cum while he moaned the next morning, johnny came over to my house as my parents were out. he asked me if i wanted sex. i stripped and told him to do the same. whilst he was unbuttoning his shirt i was getting so horny my pussy was already wet. once naked, i threw johnny on to my bed and began kissing his cock. i sucked hard until he told me to stop. . johnny asked me to face the other direction so that we were in the 69 position. i was horny with excitment. as i licked his erect penis, johnny fucked my cunt. i was moaning and johnny was grunting as i sucked the head of his cock with my tounge. johnny did the same to my clit, it felt so amazing i juice boxed all over his face while screaming with pleasure. johnny cummed all over my breasts . he licked all his cum off me and pushed me against the wall as we kissed for hours.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means