Sex Mug
After we had been going out for 4 months, johnny would ask me for sex. one night, after we had been to the cinema, we were kissing in his car. he took off my jeans and panties and slowly rubbed my pussy while whispering in my ear and kissing me. he held my breasts as he pushed his penis in my wet vagina. he squeezed my hand tight before i started to moan. after 20 minutes of him pleasuring me, i wanted to return the favour. i started stroking his penis and slowly took his shorts off. he told me how good it felt and begged for more. i rubbed his hard cock until he cummed. as he drove me home i sucked his penis and liked up his cum while he moaned the next morning, johnny came over to my house as my parents were out. he asked me if i wanted sex. i stripped and told him to do the same. whilst he was unbuttoning his shirt i was getting so horny my pussy was already wet. once naked, i threw johnny on to my bed and began kissing his cock. i sucked hard until he told me to stop. . johnny asked me to face the other direction so that we were in the 69 position. i was horny with excitment. as i licked his erect penis, johnny fucked my cunt. i was moaning and johnny was grunting as i sucked the head of his cock with my tounge. johnny did the same to my clit, it felt so amazing i juice boxed all over his face while screaming with pleasure. johnny cummed all over my breasts . he licked all his cum off me and pushed me against the wall as we kissed for hours.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!