Sex Mug
After we had been going out for 4 months, johnny would ask me for sex. one night, after we had been to the cinema, we were kissing in his car. he took off my jeans and panties and slowly rubbed my pussy while whispering in my ear and kissing me. he held my breasts as he pushed his penis in my wet vagina. he squeezed my hand tight before i started to moan. after 20 minutes of him pleasuring me, i wanted to return the favour. i started stroking his penis and slowly took his shorts off. he told me how good it felt and begged for more. i rubbed his hard cock until he cummed. as he drove me home i sucked his penis and liked up his cum while he moaned the next morning, johnny came over to my house as my parents were out. he asked me if i wanted sex. i stripped and told him to do the same. whilst he was unbuttoning his shirt i was getting so horny my pussy was already wet. once naked, i threw johnny on to my bed and began kissing his cock. i sucked hard until he told me to stop. . johnny asked me to face the other direction so that we were in the 69 position. i was horny with excitment. as i licked his erect penis, johnny fucked my cunt. i was moaning and johnny was grunting as i sucked the head of his cock with my tounge. johnny did the same to my clit, it felt so amazing i juice boxed all over his face while screaming with pleasure. johnny cummed all over my breasts . he licked all his cum off me and pushed me against the wall as we kissed for hours.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!