Orion
Chillest dog I know. A top 10 chillest in my books imho #1 because he's sharp and funny which is unusual for super chill people. Most chill people are just very stoned and hosed up. Not this God among men. Clean as a whistle. Probably the sharpest guy I know. Always right. About everything. He doesnt even FUCKING care that hes as sharp as a tack on crack! I dont know how hes that chill about it. Dude. DOES. NOT. get. phased! Well liked among the guys. Too clean for his own good. Not a hoser. Also maybe this is obvious, its Orion, so very popular with the ladies but also a true gentleman about it. Gets hit on a lot. He doesnt ask for it at all. Its excessive. Women abuse his decency. But hes Orion. He takes it civilly. Treats women like everyone else. Very honest and trustworthy. Amazing ability to keep a clear head too. Huge respect for this dude. Thats my main takeaway. Orion deserves 100% respect. Has the honor of a Samurai. After all, its Orion we're talking about. The word is probably mediterranean for "commands respect". If it actually was I honestly wouldnt be surprised. More people should be this EPIC of a man. Great all around human being. You win at life and you're a total gent about it what can I say more than that? You win Orion. Thats my highest award. You win this life. Maybe in the next one Ill beat you at something. Or maybe not. Id say you even beat God at his own game in this life. Impressive.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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