Ulyses Mug
Ulyses: A legend. One of the greatest guys to have ever roamed the universe. He is beautiful, charming, loving, intelligent, unique, and special in every way imaginable and is often loaded with cuteness. As extremely rare as he is to find, he is a guy that is a blessing & a miracle to find, anyone who meets him is already in luck. He is the kind of male that only God, the girl he loves, and himself will truly understand. His personality is often difficult to understand, as he has one of the most unique & rare personalities to ever be found. He is sensitive, emotional, and has very deep feelings. He often has a blend of different feelings & emotions, as he knows who are the real ones, and who are the fake ones. He has a very defensive wall that allows him to take the worst of blows and still keep going. He consists of being a true leader to the pack, having a good system of knowing how to handle things, and making new roads. He will love, protect, and never harm the girl he loves. A Ulyses is considered one of the greatest (if not thee greatest) guys to fall in love with, he will do anything to try to be with his girl forever, no matter what obstacles block his path. He deeply cares about her better than anyone else alive and never leaves her out of his mind, no matter the circumstances. He will try to make each other perfect in every way possible. A male who bears the name Ulyses is an angel sent from Heaven directly that no one is able to compare or compete with.
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Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant