Anai Mug
Anai is without a doubt the best woman you could ever meet. She has galaxy blue eyes with bee stung lips. Anais hates her brown hair because it requires maintenance. It looks nice when it's wet but will scare the hell out of you when it's dry. It's frizzy, dry and messy. She hates people touching her hair and her car. She'll harm you, kiss your heart, win your lips and taste your kiss and then she's gone. You can't forget her, her presence is cosmic and brief. She's undeniably unique. She's never faked a sarcasm in her life. She hates ice-cream but will eat gelato only in winter. She hates maths but loves to count money. She's reserved and mature in public but behind closed doors you'll catch her watching cartoons. Her favourite film is the last Samurai and she wants to buy a house in England because she loves Englishmen. She likes to play World Chase Tag with her friends and buys Quinoa to feed the ducks at the local park. Her dream is to be an animal rights activist and retore a 1966 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible. She's fun, full of beans but never mean, loves life and loyal people. If Anai is your friend, give her a huge hug and thank the lord that she's part of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/