Lauren Mug
The girl who has her own beautiful world. Despite the act she is always sucked into some book, she will gladly explain any math problem or life situation to you. She is small, pretty, creative, whimsical, and so many things. She will stand up for the ones she cares for, doing what others say is impossible. When you doubt her, she will smirk, only doing what you said she couldn't do. When she breaks down, she will always come back up. If you have a Lauren in your life, hold her closely. Tell her that everything will be okay, take care of her, and something amazing will happen. She will show you a world you didn't think was possible. She will drag you into any situation with a smile on her face, and her laugh ringing beautifully through the air. If you manage to gain the attention of a Lauren, grasp it. Why? Because one day, if you lose her, you will think of all the good memories you had together. You may come back, but you may never know if she will let you come back. Once you lose them, you may never have another chance. Hold your Lauren close, and let her show you her world.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/