terri schiavo Mug
What we learned from the Schiavo case: 1) Jeb Bush, George W. Bush, and Tom Delay are all world renowned neurologists. 2) 22 successive court battles that all ended in exactly the same way means there is something wrong with the courts, not the Schindler's case. 3) Mike is after money which is why he turned down 1 million dollars and 10 million dollars to sign over guardianship. 4) Congress and the State Legislature of Florida has nothing better to do than pry into the private medical affairs of others. 5) Pulling life support is bad in Florida when authorized by the legal next-of-kin, but pulling life support is good in Texas when you run out of money and the mother pleads not to pull the plug on her baby. 6) Medical diagnoses are best performed by watching highly edited videotape made by Randall Terry rather than in person by trained physicians. 7) Minimum wage making nursing assistants are more qualified to diagnose a persistent vegetative state than experienced neurologists. 8) Cerebral spinal fluid is a magical potion that can mimic the entire functions of a missing cerebral cortex. 9) 15 years in the same persistent state is not really enough time to make an accurate diagnosis. 10) A feeding tube that infuses yellow nutritional goop is not really "life support". 11) Jesus was wrong when he said that a man and woman should leave their parents and cleave only to each other. 12) Marriage is the most sacred of all unions, except when it isn't. 13) Interfering in a family's private tragedy is a great reason to cut short a vacation, but getting a memo that warns a known terrorist is determine to strike inside the US is cause to relax and finish up some R&R. 14) Pro-lifers are really compassionate people which is why they are hoping that Michael Schiavo dies a horrible painful death. 15) The Supreme Court of the United States and the State Supreme Court of Florida mean "Maybe" when they are saying "No!". 16) Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is a bleeding heart liberal. 17) 7 Supreme Court Justices were appointed by republican presidents, so it's Clinton's fault. 18) A judge who makes rulings based on the law is obviously an atheist, liberal, democratic activist even though he is a conservative, republican, Southern Baptist.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE
Describes my classmate in school, perfect
I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
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