woogoblin Mug
Known as the 'homely' girl present amongst a group of 'WOO' girls who was originally recruited in an attempt to make the other 'WOO' girls look more attractive. Rarely seen in the wild as they are mostly overlooked, this could be due to the vertically challenged nature of the creature which piles on make up to blend in with its surroundings. They are currently on the endangered species list and should be approached with caution as not to startle or attract the attention of the 'WOO' girls. This can be seen as beneficial as the woogoblin is known to buy YOU drinks as opposed to you having to buy the 'WOO' girls drinks. Be warned, the woogoblin may look innocent at first and an 'easy catch' but will quickly bewitch you and take you back to her lair where her mother will offer you KFC. After your fill of the colonel’s finest your vision will blur and you regain consciousness the morning after. Many men have reported having to chew their arms off (so as not to wake the woogoblin who's make up has run) as upon waking have found to be wearing wedding rings and scrapbooks already made.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!