jonathas Mug
Jonathas is that guy few people actually understand. Most underestimate him, but that's his plan, to go unnoticed as he makes his moves on the chess board quietly. He is smart. He is sneaky. He can get away with anything. He will conquer the world and no one will see it coming. He is a mastermind in a nerd skin, or any skin he chooses to wear (at his convenience or for pure entertainment). However, for those who get to know him, he is the most fun and loyal friend someone could ever have. In his friendship there is always laughter and adventure. Life around him is never boring. Even if everything goes wrong, the journey will always be worth if you have him around. He is full of surprises. He can and does things people would never imagine. His heart is as big as his brain. His sense of humor has almost no boundaries, just as his imagination. He is that kind of guy who is always willing to help. The one who will invite you to join his group at school. He is the one who will speak up for everyone because he always knows what to say. When everyone is panicking, he will come saying "I've got this! It's all fixed!". He may not be people's first choice sometimes, but he should. If only they knew... But hey! That's his game, that's his play. That's how he will take over the world. So you better watch your step! And make sure you have a Jonathas. That may be one of those decisions in life you will be happy you made until the day you die.
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Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!