Sex Story Mug
I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
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