yokez Mug
A mentally retarded Competitive COD player. Part of the FanduM competitive team. Is often forgotten because no one accepts him on the team. His name, Yokez reflects on the fact that he is a joke according to the fans, his teammates, and his high school chinese teacher, Ms. H (Who made up the name). Even though Yokez plays hours of COD, he still doesn't know what prefire/preaim is, what S&D is, and what the rules are for competitive. The K.D. on his "tryhard" account is a whopping 1.3! Yokez's style of play is camping the spawn points on any map that allows camping, and complains when an enemy is doing the same. Fun fact: Yokez is the only player on COD AW, and once spent over a hundred dollars on the legacy edition of IW only to not like the game. He says its too hard, and continues to play AW. The FanduM squad knows when Yokez is in the skype call with them because of his infamous "ear rape". Yokez leaves on a TV in the back with full volume to destroy the ear drums of his teammates, and to distract them during competitions/GBs. Squad Leader DeiTY especially hates the ear rape and is often seen roasting yokez for it.
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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