Virgo Mug
If you want to date a Virgo girl, read this. She is shy at first. You have to be nice to her to make her comfortable. Once she is comfortable with you, she will talk A LOT. If you text her and she doesn’t answer until like a half an hour later, don’t give up. She saw the notification and she doesn’t want to seem like she is a creep so she waits. She might be all about her self at first but if you show interest in her, she will ask about you. She doesn’t get jealous when you have sex with another girl, it just makes her dislike you more. It’s disgusting to them. Don’t ask them to have sex because they won’t. They are scared and probably don’t trust you enough. One you lose their trust, it takes a LONG time to get it back. If she looks you in the eye and keeps staring, don’t be weirded out. She wants you to kiss her. Even on her first kiss, she is naturally a good kisser. She might not be good at tongue kissing at first but you just have to teach her. She will like you longer if you are comfortable farting and burping around her and not scared to poop. Every one is human. She doesn’t care if you think she is ugly. She is smart and knows how to control her attitude. She knows how relationships work and she wants a good one. She is not going to be the one to break your heart. If you break up, it’s going to be your fault. If you shatter her heart, she will cry every night but she won’t tell anyone. 98% of the time, you aren’t going to be the one to heal her scars.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."