Toni V., B. Mug
toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser. the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had. also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time. as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you. so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive. in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it. i will love you until the day i die <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!