stoner Mug
a marijuana smoker. generally refering to a demographic comprised mainly of undersupervised and marginally privileged youth. age is not limiting, however, most stoners beyond early twenties should be more accurately termed "burn outs." for stoners, marijuana smoking provides the most profound and foundational element of their personality, structure of belief, vocabulary, mannerisms, topics of interest, and secondary occupations. a secondary occupation is what the stoner may or may not do when he is not smoking marijuana, or alternately engaged in activities which are particularly enhanced by the effects of smoking marijuana, ex: viewing pink floyd's "the wall," sleeping, listening to pink floyd's album " the dark side of the moon" while watching "the wizard of ozz," succumbing to the munchies, or masturbating, physically, or mentally. the acceptance into a stoner clique can help individuals without developed secondary interests bridge the gap of difference between themselves and other lonely masturbaters, alternatively providing an environment rich in opportunity to ponder the answers to man's deepest questions, or to log some time making paradoxes of the most mundane subjects. the stoner may be recognized by his self proclamation through stickers, pins, buttons, drawings and patches picturing the cannabis plant on his clothes, vehicle, or other belongings. however, the stoner may appear as any classification, genre, or clique concerning the categorization of people. he may appear nondescript to the smallest element, or he may sport the fashions of the skaters, punks, hipsters, freaks, or other labels. one may also note a curious smell which accumulates over time in their clothing, vehicles, skin, and hair. not the smell of marijuana, or smoke, but a mild sour smell. the stoner may also be singled out by the smell of marijuana, the frequent use of eye drops, and lazy, half shut eylids resembling the thick fleshy eylids of the french. most commonly they are denoted by the darting paranoid eyes, or the semen stain on their pants.
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Customer Reviews
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪