Sorority Rapture mug
Standard Definition: Sorority Rapture is the physiological aftereffect a young male experiences when visiting a sorority house for the first time. Primarily occurs among college freshman males who are not in a fraternity and does not have stable relationship with a sorority member. Causes: The cause of Sorority Rapture can stem from male virginity, sexual desire, and sexual frustration. Occurrences: Sorority Rapture tends to occur several hours after a non-Greek affiliated college male leaves the sorority house. Sorority Rapture usually lasts a couple days but can linger on for several weeks and months. In this situation, the male attempts to frequent the sorority house in the vain hope for sexual intercourse. Symptoms of Sorority Rapture: Sorority Rapture has several distinct bodily effects. Once a college male enters the sorority house and observes its members. Firstly, a male will experience the "Awestruck Phase". The Awestruck Phase is a lengthy period of astonishment and shock a male experiences when he gazes upon the masses of attractive females. The Awestruck Phase usually causes numbness in the legs and groin. The Awestruck Phase is often extended if the Sorors are wearing scantily clad clothing. Secondly, a male will transition into the "Selection Phase". The Selection Phase is a cognitive observation and selection of sorority members that the male desires to have sex with. During this phase the male often will cast a blank "daydreamish" stare upon attractive Sorors leading them to make casual jokes which increases the effect of the Selection Phase. Normally, the Selection Phase and Awestruck Phase occur interchangeably and last indefinitely until the male leaves the sorority house. Upon leaving the sorority house the male will experience more symptoms of Sorority Rapture. After leaving the sorority house, the male experiences the "Post Erection Phase". The Post Erection Phase is a physical symptom in which the male has an erection after leaving the sorority house. Usually it is a mild erection but can range to a raging hard-on. Afterward, the male experiences the "Euphoric Phase". The Euphoric Phase is a period in which the male feels happy, content, and in good spirit. It has been theorized that the visual perception of cleavage, camel toe, and the sensation of casual hugging leads to a state of euphoria.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid