Shame
The feeling you get after dressing up as a little girl and demanding to suck a fat English bloke who you call Daddy's cock. This is often accompanied by a pink sock and a dirtied anus filled with a strange man's cum. The feeling is not followed while, or even directly after cumming, but brought on in the moments following, as you catch your breath. It is brought to life by the thought; "what the fuck am I doing?? What the fuck is this??", but after a few short minutes you entirely forget about the entire mess, and the thoughts of scrambling out of your pink Hello Kitty nightshirt and into your Porsche 944 B, clad only in the leather jack boots you wore inside his house, and driving full throttle to the heart of central America, completely forgetting who you once were and of all the sexual atrocities you have committed behind thin, barely closed doors. Then you decide you're amoral, just to get through another day. You go back into the living room and spread eagle for this fatboy you call Daddy, putting on a collar and a cute little sundress just to get your jollies. And such is life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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