Shake and Clean
The shake and clean is when you use 0.3ml Muriatic Acid added to 5ml water for a 5.3ml solution per cotton and add an additional 15ml to 35ml to get 20.3ml to 40.3ml solution per cotton. You squeeze the cotton or cottons. Let's say you have 6 Benzedrex, then you end up with a 120ml to 240ml solution of Propylhexedrine HCl and Lavender Oil and Menthol. Then you use 15ml Pentane, Hexane, Heptane, or Charcoal Lighter Fluid (Petroleum Distillates, but the separation is dirtier than Pentane or Hexane). So 90ml of Pentane (Hexane is carcinogenic) for 240ml solution. Add them to the 20oz plastic bottle and let the Shake and Clean begin. Shake for a few minutes, set the bottle down, wait for layers to separate, then drain in a Separatory Funnel or a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut on the side and a paperclip aiming towards a cup or beaker. Then remove the paperclip or open the stopcock and drain and keep the bottom layer and discard the top layer. Clean 2 more times with 90ml of Pentane. 90ml×3=270ml Pentane. You will be left with 1,308mg of Propylhexedrine HCl solution. Add 60ml Vodka 1.2 shots (40% Ethanol), but 50ml is probably enough (1 shot).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
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