Sex Mug
Finn texted “Hey what’s up?”. Laura replied “I’m naked in bed”. He told her that he was all alone and his parents were gone. Lana replied “😉” .Lana put on a thong and no bra. She came to Finns window and called for him. He immediately was turned on when he saw Laura’s tight clothes. He got up and walked over to her saying no words, he simply wrapped his arms around her hips and proceeded to lightly kiss her lips. Laura kissed Finn back, wrapping her arms around his body. They moved toward his bed and continued making out. Finns hands crept up Laura’s shirt and massaged her boobs.Finn slowly took off Laura’s shirt and started kissing her body. She began sliding off his boxers to reveal his boner. Finn moved back up to Laura’s face and they began to French. She started running her hand up and down his cock. Finn gently pushed Laura back and got on top of her. He pulled off her skirt and thong.Finn slid back up and began making out with Laura again. He started teasing her and running his dick on her vagina. Finn went inside of Laura thrusting slowly but soon went faster and faster. He was pounding her insides so hard and going so deep. They both orgasmed at the same time. Finn pulled out and cummed all up her stomach. Laura got on top and began humping Finn as well as she could. They both screamed with pleasure “OOOHHH YESSSSSS” “MMMMMM” “AHHH”. Both Finn and Laura loved it so much that they went on all night. In the morning, they were both very sore, but didn’t regret it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!