Settlebeck Mug
Settlebeck-or otherwise known as specialbeck is a small school Settlebeck has “values” these values are not rules given by staff but merely guidelines they include: not being able to wear a coat inside even if the walls are starting to form icicles from the lack of heating or from the freezing wind because the windows and doors need to be open and your having hypothermia, do NOT wear your coat inside!! Especially if it’s got a visible logo or it’s not dark school colours you will definitely get spanked. Another one of there “values” is that you must NOT take a hot drink outside of the canteen and if you do an slt will magically appear and Lob the boiling water dispenser at you. In PE if you do not have long hair, you must tie it up and if you don’t want to put it up, you get locked in the changing rooms while the PE teacher shaves your hair off as well as your eyebrows for being a prick. Although not required it is frowned appon at settlebeck if the teachers have a good dress sense at all for example some of the TAs who look like they’ve raided my nans house of her curtans and sofa pattern. Behind the stage in the hall smells worse than pablo Escobars basement and it also probably has some of his relatives work there too. A gang of year 10s and 11s are known to force feed hard drugs (MDMA , mushrooms, ket, coke) to primary school children especially the year ones and mr Cayley is an easy target and ginger who could be Ed Sheehan’s long lost brother.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!