SAFE SEX TIPS Mug
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm." Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like. Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance. Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape. You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact. To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms. If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best. Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.
I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!
exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny
Used it for a family inside joke, very funny
Great mug! Customizing was great!
why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!