SAFE SEX TIPS Tee
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm." Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like. Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance. Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape. You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact. To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms. If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best. Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means