RecruitNever Mug
Legend has it that there exists a company so vile and disgusting that people are scapegoated, gaslighted, micromanaged and verbally abused on a daily bases , "for their own good". You are constantly setup to fail, people backstab and gossip about you and cage fights are organized every week so that a corporate psychopath can sadistically put you down in front of everyone with malignant narcissistic abuse. Policies are put in place to break you without mercy, constantly monitoring and searching for things to use against you. Certain rules only apply to you because your days are numbered and you must be bullied relentlessly until you break and anything you do will be seen as a potential insult to the "intellect" of the person in the lead. When you leave the company a prepared smear campaign is made to use against you and anything you say back at the company is met with threats and other forms of manipulation at the highest level. TRUE HERO's are born escaping a place like this and leaving a definition behind for others to be warned about...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.